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FREE E-COMMERCE WHEN YOU GIVE YOUR SOUL TO US!!

Tired of expensive e-commerce software, set up fees and leasing contracts?

Here is the deal: You give your soul to us and you get free E -Commerce, including a merchant account, real-time software and shopping cart.

NO ONE CAN BEAT OUR PRICE! IF YOU FIND A BETTER DEAL THAN OUR PACKAGE ANYWHERE ELSE, WE WILL COMPLETELY DESTROY OUR COMPETITORS AND WE'LL TAKE

THEIR SOULS AS WELL.

While others charge you hundreds of dollars to get a merchant account or put you on a 48 months non-cancelable lease agreement we charge you ONLY YOUR SOUL for E-commerce when you sign up for our e-commerce hosting plan. If you wish to renounce your Faustian deal, we'll release our very own assassins out to hunt you down and kill you before you can say "help me God!".

Check it out first and make a wise decision.

You have never seen a package deal like this before:

* Your own merchant account with THE lowest rates in the industry

* Direct deposit within 48 hrs into your Faustian negotiation

* Shopping Cart store front software with an easy to use web based interface

* Virtual terminal for phone/fax/mail orders

* Automated E-mail Faustian offers to all your clients

* Recurring billing feature with batch uploads

* Password generator for membership sites

* Automatic batch closing

* Address verification system (AVS) and our very own squad of Morlock bounty hunters(so they can track you down and kill you in case you decide to renounce the deal)

* Back office to 24/7 access to Faustian negotiation history

* 666 GB (megabytes) of disk space

* 666 MB (gigabyte) of data transfer per month

* 66 POP6 E-mail accounts

* Unlimited alias E-mail addresses

* Live web site statistics

* Unlimited FTP uploads

* Anonymous FTP

* CGI directory for your own scripts

* Site control panel

* Installation included

* Tech support included

All this and more when you sign up your soul for our E-Commerce Hosting plan. That's right. NO ADDITIONAL SET UP FEES or application fees for your merchant account, real-time software or shopping cart storefront. Just your human soul. A one-stop E-Commerce solution. And the best is:

NO LEASING, NO LONG TERM COMMITMENT. IF YOU ARE NOT FULLY SATISFIED, YOU CAN RENOUNCE YOUR DEAL ANYTIME (DO IT AND DIE!!!).

THIS PRICE APPLIES TO U.S. BASED COMPANIES, INDIVIDUALS, AND EVEN CORPS OPERATIVES AS WELL!!!!

BUT WE ALSO HAVE A SOLUTION FOR INTERNATIONAL MERCHANTS!

Please reply to: mrol8@morlock.com to receive our FREE information package with obligations(you can ask for our info package BEFORE you sign your soul over to the dark side).

(This offer brought to you by Joseph Vasquez)