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Faustian Deal
Basic terms of a standard Faustian Contract
- The human wishing to enter into a Faustian Contract with the minions of Satan shall be known as a "Faustian."
- The minion who brokers the Faustian contract is known as a "Morlock."
- Term of Representation
- Subject to the provisions set forth below, the agreement will begin immediately upon signature.
- Compensation
- The minions of Satan will provide the Faustian with the object of his/her desire, whether it be money, fame, wealth, love or some other item.
- Payment
- The Faustian will become a Morlock at the time of death. At this time, the soul of the Faustian becomes the property of Satan. If killed as a Morlock, the eternal soul will go immediately to Hell. Do not pass Go. Do not collect 200 dollars.
- Responsibilities and Duties
- The actor must sign a Faustian deal to insure his right to work on a Todd Charleston Studios Production
- Devote Full Time to Faustian Deals
- Actor must possibly acknowledge his deal as a Faustian and try to convert those unfamiliar with the Faustian ideals.
- Oral Modifications
- Oral modifications are legally binding for all parties involved.
- Termination of Agreement
- The agreement may be terminated upon death of the actor who then becomes a Morlock.
- If the Faustian is assassinated by a Morlock prematurely, the soul goes directly to Hell, bypassing the Morlock stage.
